Semi-lethal tortillas

“…I was advised to use a plastic bag in case it touches my skin… That is not the kind of thing one wants to hear before putting something in their mouth….”


Why I fear krampus

Somehow this story keeps coming up so I figured I would just post the damn thing and save myself some time… Basically I fought an angel with a machete on Christmas and I am pretty sure I am due for a visit from Krampus…


So many lizards

As is for some reason my custom there was an event featuring lizards and lizard related accessories that I found myself attending.
This particular expo seemed mostly focused on trading and selling lizards… it was odd