Moments captured

I’ve spent the better part of the last two weeks being very boring and scanning photos for my uncle… Inflict this on your friends

Semi-lethal tortillas

“…I was advised to use a plastic bag in case it touches my skin… That is not the kind of thing one wants to hear before putting something in their mouth….”

Why I fear krampus

Somehow this story keeps coming up so I figured I would just post the damn thing and save myself some time… Basically I fought an angel with a machete on Christmas and I am pretty sure I am due for a visit from Krampus…