Why I fear krampus

Somehow this story keeps coming up so I figured I would just post the damn thing and save myself some time… Basically I fought an angel with a machete on Christmas and I am pretty sure I am due for a visit from Krampus…

So many lizards

As is for some reason my custom there was an event featuring lizards and lizard related accessories that I found myself attending.
This particular expo seemed mostly focused on trading and selling lizards… it was odd

Kidnappings and Muggings

Soon enough I will be able to post pictures of someone else suffering the horrible things I put myself through, hopefully it is as funny to everyone as when I do it.

Kathmandu revisited

I actually arrived a few days ago but between the jet lag, hangover, and scope of reconnaissance this post took a while…

The flight was 27 hours, most of which I spent asleep due to planes not being overly exciting environments. We missed our final connection and were thus potentially trapped and visaless in Delhi. Luckily they didn’t want us there any more than we wanted to be there so we were rushed through security and crammed onto a plane so old it had a call button to get the stewardess to bring you a cigarette. The fact that it had at least been repainted since the cold war was of little consolation as it wheezed to gain altitude, but hey I lived….

Hello Kitty Airlines

In what kind of leftist hippy family structure does it seem like a good plan to have a friggan cat in charge of taking care of your turtle!?

What the hell is an aluminum falcon!?

Somehow I managed to be the last person on earth who hadn’t seen the force awakens… Now I hadn’t realized it was asleep, I mean I saw those movies in the 80’s and it seemed pretty goddamn awake back then…

The gathering formerly known as Schaubpalooza

So for quite some time our entire clan of miscreants has gathered annually, I’d like to say there is some nefarious purpose to it but mostly it is just an excuse to drink and pawn your offspring off on your less devious relations for a few hours.