The “popular” “beverage” Fanta has a very interesting history. Just like IBM made computers and Ford made tanks for the nazis, Coca-Cola made them Fanta.
We had some hacking issues, I don’t want to blame anyone in particular but Russia seems to be in the news a lot lately for that sort of this so I’m gonna be suspicious just in case.
I might have mentioned this before but I often rely on being lazy to bolster my willpower. For example it is a huge hassle to go buy cigarettes so I quit. Anyway If I weren’t so lazy I would have ceased my all paste diet by stopping at Nando’s The craving for a roasted chicken…
The cravings for odd things are getting weird. Things I haven’t eaten in years like tuna sandwiches. I don’t even like tuna. Someone suggested it might be based on something my body needs, like mercury I suppose. I have clearly developed a mercury deficiency as a result of my paste only diet.
This post will be fairly short due to an interesting fact I have discovered. Mainly that drinking beer is not advised whilst living on liquid paste stuff.
Having been abducted by aliens and fed to dinosaurs was only the beginning, things got weird from there…
I’ve spent the better part of the last two weeks being very boring and scanning photos for my uncle…
“…I was advised to use a plastic bag in case it touches my skin… That is not the kind of thing one wants to hear before putting something in their mouth….”
Somehow this story keeps coming up so I figured I would just post the damn thing and save myself some time… Basically I fought an angel with a machete on Christmas and I am pretty sure I am due for a visit from Krampus…
If we collected the spare change found in the pockets of the people reading this post I am confident we would overshoot the meagre target by a few hundred bucks. So do me a favour and harass everyone you know for whatever the have in their couches.
After a long absence and spotty posting at best I am returning to the far and weird reaches of the Himalayas. A number of people made all sorts of ridiculous requests for things from Batman, a few others want salt candles… People are weird.
I know right!?
Me posting something useful instead of confusing ramblings about animals I brawled with. But here it is because you asked for it, literally people kept emailing me. Most of this stuff is already listed in the Travel section but I decided to put it all here as a reminder/way to keep people from emailing me >.<