Innapropriate fundraisers

Every year I am reminded of how stupid fundraisers can be, I applaud their efforts but would like to see a little more sense applied to their choice of events. I have MS and like most suffer from pretty intense and unpredictable vertigo. The result of this is that I no longer ride a bike…

It is a microwave, not a bomb

So I live with and work with this guy who I am certain hums the mission impossible theme and does dive rolls when using the microwave, I am certain of this as he seems to believe it is in fact a bomb. Every day I return from work to find between one and five seconds…

Visiting the doctor or how I almost died

On Thursday morning I had to visit the Richmond Diagnostic Center for an insulin tolerance test and a ton of blood work. They had told me not to eat anything for 10 hours prior to the test and bring a lot of food as well as spare clothes, which was mildly alarming as I had…

Strange mornings

I was seated at a table with Johnny Depp and a mid eighties Mickey Rourke playing cards, the table was tattered, faded felt peeling back from the wood beneath. Through the odd sepia toned lights and smoke I noticed they they were both beginning to grow impatient, which reminded me I should probably play a…