An Issue of Nomenclature

As sent to Daily show staff: Daily show staff et alii, I have been watching the show for several years now and am a huge fan; As I am sure you are aware your viewership is quite large and as evidenced by various polls, quite heavily influenced by the content of the show as well…

Battled paper soldiers

So I stopped by the range to confirm my suspicion that at 25 meters if I am shooting at you, your safest course of action is to remain still. However I discovered that at 20 or closer things cease being amorphous blobs and are relatively easy to hit.