Vagabond Tim

Dear Twix,

One of the least accurately titled confections I have ever had the misfortune of trying to free from its over packaging

With the debut of your most informative expose into the history of your fine company one wonders if left and right are made separately who makes the fun sized bars, do you alternate or some such arrangement?

I would further like to inquire as to the idea that opening numerous tiny packages is in some way more fun than simply opening on package to obtain a reasonable quantity of chocolate. Seriously what kind of drooling incompetents did you have in the focus group as I cannot help picturing grossly overweight developmentally disabled children gleefully tearing open wrappers and discarding the microscopic contents. If this did not occur during the testing phase of the ‘fun’ sized version I am at a loss as to what kind of head injury afflicted your entire marketing department at the same time.

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