LIVING ON SPACE PASTE FOR A MONTH: DAY THREE

Categories:Adventures, Canada, Red Deer
Vagabond Tim
Other than a wee bit of gas so far so good…
Let me to explain, a normal persons insides are accustomed to a certain variety of things some of which are solid. Drinking 2 litres (half gallon for those of you living in the middle ages) of petri dish substance basically creates a carbonation system in your guts. Whenever your torso is slightly agitates it reacts like a shaken bottle of soda. The resulting burps taste of soylent which as previously stated is akin to licking a death eater…

Gastrointestinal horror aside the only part that still remains somewhat bothersome is that the liquid requires shaken an absurd amount and doesn’t seem to mix without being left to sit for several hours. I have taken to making it at night so it is not so… Let’s say chewy, in the morning. Trust me there is nothing less appetising in the morning than a chewy ball of goo that is full of powder.

It starts as a jug of water

Then powder is added and it is shaken a bunch.

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