How I Survived Voluntary Kidnapping

Ordinarily my posts are fairly short as I generally spend a few hours following monkeys, attending some event, or throwing paint at children before I become dangerously low on caffeine. There is nothing more depraved and unpredictable than a Tim in the midst of caffeine withdrawal.

Cologne Zoo

Founded in 1860 the Cologne zoo is apparently internationally renowned, a fact I only learned from hearing them repeatedly claim it. The baboons inhabit a massive little monkey town that seems to be at the epicenter of most every walking path. The placement of the baboons is somewhat unfortunate given that they are some of...

Kappa

The Kappa inhabit the local rivers in what I assume is a conspiracy with the adult populous to keep those damn kids out of the water. Legend has it that they are compelled to bow in return if bowed to, this combined with the depression in their head that  holds water and the fact that…

Canada: Characters of note : Sandra

My lead tech support on matters pertaining to the blog as I have no idea how this thing really works. Currently living in Macau and doing some sort of crazy tech hired gun thing for a school She writes maddeningly detailed short fiction and ideally with sufficient coaxing a few guest posts listing the facts...

Veterinary Revenging

It snowed last night, about a foot or so in some places but I had already made an appointment at the vet and despite not wanting to leave my house I had little choice; Jude has been making a clicking sound on his wheel for a while now and was somewhat resistant to the idea...