Strange thoughts run through your head as you are cartwheeling down rain slicked asphalt at 45kph.
Ordinarily my posts are fairly short as I generally spend a few hours following monkeys, attending some event, or throwing paint at children before I become dangerously low on caffeine. There is nothing more depraved and unpredictable than a Tim in the midst of caffeine withdrawal.
On Thursday morning I had to visit the Richmond Diagnostic Center for an insulin tolerance test and a ton of blood work. They had told me not to eat anything for 10 hours prior to the test and bring a lot of food as well as spare clothes, which was mildly alarming as I had…