How I Survived Voluntary Kidnapping

Ordinarily my posts are fairly short as I generally spend a few hours following monkeys, attending some event, or throwing paint at children before I become dangerously low on caffeine. There is nothing more depraved and unpredictable than a Tim in the midst of caffeine withdrawal.

The Cathedral

The Kölner Dom is officially dedicated to St. Peter, which is lucky given that three of the other apostles specifically mention that changing money and running a gift shop in a church is absolutely sacrilegious. I consider myself somewhat of a godless heathen, and those who know me well can attest to my love of...