How I Survived Voluntary Kidnapping

Ordinarily my posts are fairly short as I generally spend a few hours following monkeys, attending some event, or throwing paint at children before I become dangerously low on caffeine. There is nothing more depraved and unpredictable than a Tim in the midst of caffeine withdrawal.

Sunrise in Stonehenge

It took some doing, and some waking up at four in the morning, but I got to watch the sun rise from the center of Stonehenge. It was overcast and raining so it was not so much a sunrise as gradual lightening of the sky, and there was the ever present threat of crow attack.

Stonehenge is the oldest ‘building’ in human history, predating the great pyramids by about four hundred years (3000 BC) and the source of numerous ridiculous theories and beliefs around the world.

Montreal: deuxième partie

Montreal`s Olde Towne or whatever the hell that is in french, probably something with an umlaut or a few éè's in it, is a fascinating mix of difficult to navigate alleys and walls composed entirely of tourists rendered immobile by the lack of clearly defined sidewalks. Despite the maddening pace akin to pouring bricks through...